one time my 8 year old cousin said “this should be the new way of shaking hands” and he hit himself in the head with a piece of bread
- My therapist: Look at nature. Look at flowers. We never walk into our garden and say "Oh wouldn't that flower be so much more pretty if it were taller? Or red instead of pink?" No, we don't. Because nature was created perfect just as it is. And so are we. We are part of nature, we are how we're meant to be, we are perfect just as we are.
*when your at a party and you dont know anybody there*
some random bro: yo dude u tryna blaze?